Spectre Fleet #1

Fuck those manufacturers.

I hate them by now.

For some reason  I made a contract with a small high-sec manufacturer corp, to constantly support my shipflow in low-sec, expecting that  they will be baking about 10-20 ships every 3 days, which would be more than enough for me to keep my solo pvp in Huola going.

Now what we see is - they dont give a fuck about our needs, thinking that the bloody price that they asked us to pay is going to bind us together. Well FUCK THAT 10% OFF!!! If you cant fucking keep up with the client's needs - FUCK OFF BITCH!!!

Considering the attitude, and the extreme delay in my pvp fun (look at my fucken kb - ALMOST NO FLIGHTS THERE - WHAT THE FUCK?!), I decided to wardec those fuckers very soon. Fucked up.

The first thing I do - I'll just cancel the contract. Fuck the price you fucked up retards, its not fucking worth it. I want to fight fight fight, not spending days doing NOTHING and awaiting for delivery of your stupid ships.


Looks like those folks dont really understand whom they are fucking wuith. Do I look like a bitch? DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

Expect the wardec you mommafuckers. I will tear apart all your fucken POS'es and shit, bitches.

I'm not in need of your scrub services anymore.

And while I'm planning this 'Adapt or die, delete the weak'  small wardec campaign - I will try to enjoy my time with Spectre Fleet tonight.

I dont fucking like the large fleets warfare, but fuck that shit, its better than sitting in Huola in a fucking noobship with a finger in your nose.

NEVER EVER I WILL FUCK UP MY TIME AND IMAGE LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!

Solo #1

Uhm...

My corp isn't looking into moving into our chosen homesystem of Huola straight ahead, so I will be just soloing everyone there on my own.

 Yeah, well.

The first prey got lost when I warped in the grid in my recently delivered Hookbil. I bitched in the local for a bit, but he claimed that he will better be a coward, than engage a Hookbil in his Slasher.

Well, fine. Sometimes cowards do survive... (c)

I really decided to kill that little fly, so I reshipped to a Rifter, that I had to buy right in Huola, and flew to the meeting point, which was a Novice beacon.

I knew that if it is Slasher it has to have a TD, so I was hoping that my small AAR will save my ass in that engagement.

Well that fuckward proved me wrong, as he neut'd me and, due to my bad cap management, left me with no cap. At all. I clicked on my AAR... and it was not fucking working. I didnt believe my eyes. It SHOULD have been working! It was loaded with a ton of nanites! But, yeah, damn. Lookes like it still requires a small amount of capacitor to operate. Fuck that. I died to a noobcake. BOOM!

The next one was when I jumped in my Hookbil again, and wanted to try my teeth on a Succubus. That fucker didnt even feel scratched my my rockets, meh. BOOM!

The third time I reshipped to a Svipul and decided to piss of somebody a bit. I warped in to Novice beacon again, and saw some kind of 1vs1vs1vs2 butchery there ROFL. unfirtunately everyone warped off right after I landed at 20k from them. A tristan popped one second before I landed. And they escaped 0.5 sec before I locked them. Wtf dudes? :D It's just a Svipul, stay still, c'mon! :D

Then I wished to kill an evil top-killer Coercer, so I had to return to Dodixie, where I dusted off my old Talwar, changed the long point for a TD (just in case it can help), and headed to Huola again. While entering the low-sec, I haughed my ass, because a Gnosis, Rokh and Scythe couldnt catch me. I just mwd'ed to the sun, and then warped off. They didnt even scratched me. Noobs.

After my arrival to Huola, I met that sneaky Slasher again, and couldnt resist. He was pretty stupid, as he engaged me first, and melted down really quickly. Unfortunately I had the web in my cargo, not in my medium slot. The bastard burned away, and my Caldary Navy rockets couldnt chase him. If I pre-reloaded the Javelins, that fucker would be dead, even after I lost my point on him. I had plenty of time to finish him, as he clearly was very new to pvp. But he made it alive, and warped off.

I felt a butthurt after that. I took a break from EVE and it appeared to SO LONG, that i even lost my elementary solo-skills, fuck that shit, mate.

I reshipped to a Svipul again, and succeded in damaging the top-killer Coercer, which got me in the killmail. Hello, folks!:D

Then I reshipped to a Talwar again and engaged a Navy Griffin. Ooooooooh my goddness. Well there ya go, Mr. Permajam, oh no, please no. BOOM! Dammit. 

The surprise was when the guy told me, that he got three cycles just by a blind luck! Oh, man! :(

At the end of the day my corpmates asked me to help them with rats on a mission. I was relaxed and paid the price for it. BOOM! BOOM! 

Never. Ever. Warp. At zero. To a gate. Mutherfucker.

Always. Remember. There are. Objects. Selestials. Planets. Belts. Anomalies. And so on. Use them. Wisely. Motherfucker.

At the end of the day I ordered few fully fitted Omens, Hurricanes and about 20x Talwars to be manufactured and delivered to Huola.

This is only the beginning... Huola is just pure awesomeness.

-Messir

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